My **** song funny

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  1. Kilamanjara14
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    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hrRpb5NrCDY

    I love this song :)

    lyrics

    My videos is finally back on Youtube !

    My **** lyrics

    My **** cost a late night fee
    Your **** got the HIV
    My **** plays on the double feature screen
    Your **** went straight to DVD

    My **** bigger than a bridge
    Your **** look like a little kids
    My **** rush like the chargers (the whole team)
    Your **** look like you fourteen

    My **** locked in a cage (right)
    Your **** suffer from stage fright
    My **** so hot its stolen
    Your **** look like Gary Coleman

    My **** pink and big
    Your **** stinks like ****
    My **** got a caesar doo,
    Your **** needs a tweezer dude

    My **** is like supersize
    Your **** look like two fries
    My **** more mass than the Earth
    Your **** half staff (it needs work)

    My **** been there done that
    Your **** sits there with dunce cap
    My ****, V.I.P.
    Your **** needs I.D.

    [Repeat 2x]
    It's time that we let the world know
    Dude, you gotta let your girl go
    D.S. is the best in the business
    P.s. we got dicks like Jesus

    My **** need no introduction
    Your **** don't even function
    My **** served a whole lunch-in
    Your ****, it look like a munchkin

    My **** size of a pumpkin
    Your **** look like Macauley Culkin
    My **** good good lovin'
    Your **** good for nothin'

    My **** bench pressed 350
    Your **** couldn't shotlift at thrifty
    My **** pretty damn skimpy
    Your **** hungry as a hippy

    My **** don't fit down the chimney
    Your **** is like a kid from the Philippines
    My **** is like an M16
    Your ****, broken vending machine

    My **** parts the seas
    Your **** farts and quiefs
    My **** rumble in the jungle
    Your **** got touched by your uncle

    My **** goes to yoga
    Your **** fruit roll up
    My **** grade a beef
    Your **** made a geek

    My **** sick and dangerous
    Your **** quick and painless
    My **** 'nuff said.
    Your **** loves sweat

    [Repeat 2x]
    It's time that we let the world know
    Dude, you gotta let your girl go
    D.S. is the best in the business
    P.s. we got dicks like Jesus


    Hope you like :p
     
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  2. Y35 <3
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    Really old.
    its funny, but i've heard it too many times.
    mikey avalon sings it.
     
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  3. Kilamanjara14
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    is it on here already?
     
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  4. xSharpshooter94
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    nice lol i love talk about dicks i mean who doesn't love the name richard. **** Chaney, **** Clark, ****...wait...O...M...G... you little pervert! lolz
     
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  5. Kilamanjara14
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    Hey y-35 have you seen 1980? It is by the same guys. It is in my recent threads thing if you wanna watch it. I think it is more funny personally...
     
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    yeah i love this song it used to be on my myspace.
     
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  7. Jimbodawg
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    Talking about dicks? Ah... that's what were doing these days eh...?
     
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