1,000,000 Post Party (50,000th post gets Hotpocket from Grif)

[Tex]

Originally Posted by Chipsinabox

Sexy Gatomon is sexy.

No more editing the title please. This is serious. Like serious serious. Not the cerial serious. Serious Serious.

O.o

Make Meh! but seriously, Don't edit "1,000,000 Post Party Countdown." anymore, only the caption.

Thanks asper, that's actually what I meant, I was planning on coming here, and editing that part, but what do ya know...you posted that already...

It's because I'm teh awesome haxzorz.

Oh, I can haz teh awesome haxor abilities too though...

You are mean proj =[ We can have no more editing for real this time?

Oh..... Why...? This is way too much fun.....

Why So SERIOUS?!

FH - Offtopic Flip Through

^Scopulus made a 1,000,000 post countdown picture montage.








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LockdownN is a sexy trap.
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The below was pretty much the original post...Look how far it's come...

THAT'S RIGHT IT JUST ENDED, AND I'M STARTING #5!

Sorry, I love these threads, and I want to see peoples reaction to the last one...

You all know the rules, post away til we reach a thousand people =]

As requested by TxGhost, and MLG, and others, I've increased the post count! to 10000! (woah)

I would just like to say one thing people...

Keep the double posting to a minimum (or not at all) as there were a few in the last one..


Running Chron is a sexy beast...

Mudkip

[Tex]

Post Hijacked by Asper!
!No one edit the post unless you're adding a quote, shenanigans goes in the posts above!

o/ \o o/ \o o/ \o o/ \o o/ \o o/ \o o/ \o
Quotes of AWESOME!
o/ \o o/ \o o/ \o o/ \o o/ \o o/ \o o/ \o
High five :D

Originally Posted by Playerhata27

Bib bobs mine fuck off

Originally Posted by Tex

lololol, again, lololol

Originally Posted by Waylander

Some of those maps made my anus bleed.
interlocking ftl.

Originally Posted by Tex

Message to Asper,

You have received an infraction from forgehub for double posting.

From,

Asper.

kthxbai

Originally Posted by zstrike13

ZOMG LOOK OUT A CAR!!!

Hey (in case you survived, which you probly didnt cause only I have that kind of skillzorz)

Originally Posted by Asper49

Watch Reyn just come in here and just instantly melt from all the Metallica talk.

Originally Posted by Tex

lololol, Reyn wouldn't know what to do with his own bodily functions

Originally Posted by TurboGerbil

I'm thinking of making a "Good Rep I didn't deserve, MODS HELP!"
thread, what do you guys think?

Originally Posted by TurboGerbil

Sorry man, these sigs are hard to make.
Whew.

Just ask me if you want a colour change, or anything.

Originally Posted by Reynbow

Ohhhh something like a weird version of a Prime Minister.
Kinda makes sense, but how come every time I see the prezadant he acts like a child?
Must be some weird American tradition or something o_O

Originally Posted by CaMOfo

Spamatize me Captain!

Originally Posted by Randle Scandal

Sorry Gerbo didn't realize it was your period.

Originally Posted by Tex

lol, it's always gerbo's period.

Originally Posted by Tex

I think I'ma make a montage of me killing you, over and over, synced perfectly to Chacarron.

Originally Posted by Asper49

There, I fixed the thread's title. (Rate the person below yous sig)
:p

1/10 because no one likes you.

Originally Posted by CaMOfo

....plz gtfo

Originally Posted by Asper49

I think I said that about the one that had like twenty bridges trying to stop us from breaking out of the map... And yet, we still broke out.

Originally Posted by Asper49

Zomg, recon!!!111onoeneone

We obviously should all obsess over it!

Originally Posted by Tex

Get On Skype Whore

Originally Posted by Randle Scandal

Rick Astley should be president
He's Never gonna give you up
He's Never gonna let you down
He's Never gonna run around and desert you
He's Never gonna make you cry
He's Never gonna say goodbye
He's Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

Originally Posted by Asper49

WTF!? No ones posted in a hour...

Anyway.

Originally Posted by linubidix

cbf = can't be fucked

Originally Posted by Skittlemeister

Say something truly hilarious. Or truly serious. Or REALLY British. Or really American. That'll get lots of attention.

Originally Posted by Skittlemeister

Your 98% complete, linu :D

Originally Posted by TurboGerbil

Dun werry gaiz.
Asper iz gun maek it k.

Originally Posted by Randle Scandal

We already are owning the yavimayan thread anyway...

Originally Posted by Asper49

Or not...?
:3

Originally Posted by Tex

I wish I could edit your posts -_-

You mean like this?

Originally Posted by Asper49

Shhh, the walls have ears!

If anyone asks Tex threatened to kill me if I didn't.
:P

Originally Posted by Waylander

I've been collecting them lately.


Lucky thing red is my favorite colour.

Originally Posted by Asper49

Rawr divided by zero!

Originally Posted by EternalEnemy32

Sugar by System of a Down played backwards sounds like a opera singer having a seizure.

Originally Posted by Playerhata27

george clooney licked my chest

Originally Posted by Randle Scandal

In teh begginzors A dude created teh internetz and teh lolz (lol), but no picz had been posted yetz... For teh dude forgot to say u needed to use image tags, lol. Pics would cover teh internetz and create roflz. Teh dude made lolcatz, lmfao. He added teh funny captionz and lolcatz were LOL. Teh dude madez a websitez just for teh lolcatz, but he warned them, "Lol, you can't be stealin mah lolcatz picz or else you all iz gonna get banzors!"

So teh dude put all teh newbs into the site to post their own lolcatz. They had troublez figuring everything out, so he put a FAQ out for themz...

They still didn't understand... so he posted FAIL dog picz and they were pleased... lol. And they were all newbs and not ashamed. Then a little nub said to teh rest of teh newbs tat they should just post teh dudez pictures cuz tey were funnier anyway. And teh newbs thought it was a good idea and posted..

Teh dude saw this and got super angry and wuz all like. "NEWBS! I iz teh banz you from teh lolcatz!" and tey were all like "saaad faaace" But teh dude couldn't banzors all hiz members foreverz, so he banned them for a week and then told them to post their own picz

EDIT: Yes I realize it's all wrong now... I'll use that as my reference.

Originally Posted by linubidix

We'll have positions in the Church of LOL.
I, of course will be the founder. But we will have a Pope, arch bishops and the like.
I'd say Titmar would be the perfect pope for the church of LOL.

Originally Posted by Tex

oolala sexy gay pr0nz.

Originally Posted by Tex

ooo look, a pretty butterfly...

Originally Posted by Playerhata27

aww fuck here we go Pm of infraction

Originally Posted by Tex

I'm not denying that Way, you know I luv ya.

Originally Posted by LOCKdownN

um i is r eroused

Originally Posted by LOCKdownN

quit the fucking cussing

Originally Posted by Asper49

ಠ_ಠ
Blarg.

Originally Posted by TurboGerbil

We are no longer on speaking terms.

Originally Posted by linubidix

You get your ass out ther and you find that fucking dawg!

Originally Posted by Asper49

No u.

Originally Posted by Waylander

Asper why am I not warned yet?

Originally Posted by SargeantSarcasm

holy crap...one week...and its...my god...

Originally Posted by Waylander

Crane has fucked everyone over in the past.

I can't wait for a newbie to join with the user-name Crane

Originally Posted by linubidix

Makes an introduction thread: Hi I'm the Crane, I'll fuck you over and kill your dreams.

Originally Posted by philthyphillup

This is for you skittlemeister.

There's a question that's been on my mind lately: Will the world ever be free of odious perjurers like Skittlemeister? I mean, I, speaking as someone who is not a presumptuous slanderer, am astonished by how little integrity and good judgment Skittlemeister possesses. For most of the facts I'm about to present, I have provided documentation and urge you to confirm these facts for yourself if you're skeptical. His complaints are like an enormous neopaganism-spewing machine. We must begin dismantling that structure. We must put a monkey wrench in its gears. And we must bring Skittlemeister down a peg because I once overheard Skittlemeister say something quite astonishing. Are you strapped in? Skittlemeister said that he knows the "right" way to read Plato, Maimonides, and Machiavelli. Can you believe that? At least his statement made me realize that myth is a stronger force than rationality. Regular readers of my letters probably take that for granted, but if I am to challenge him to defend his witticisms or else to change them, I must explain to the population at large that he has written more than his fair share of lengthy, over-worded, pseudo-intellectual tripe. In all such instances Skittlemeister conveniently overlooks the fact that we must strike at the heart of his efforts to encourage the acceptance of scapegoating and demonization. This call to action begins with you. You must be the first to maximize our individual potential for effectiveness and success in combatting Skittlemeister. You must be the one to mention a bit about ugly, randy yutzes such as Skittlemeister. And you must inform your fellow man that I intend to look closely at Skittlemeister's criticisms to see what makes them so effectual at turning big-labor bosses loose against us good citizens. I should expect to find -- this is a guess that I currently lack sufficient knowledge to verify -- that Skittlemeister ought to realize that the most valuable of all talents is that of never using two words when one will do. Unfortunately, he tends to utter so much verbiage about jujuism that I can conclude only that it may seem difficult at first to proscribe Skittlemeister and his allies as the most dangerous enemies of the people. It is. But Skittlemeister's votaries resist seeing that Skittlemeister's paroxysms exude palpable incendiarism. They resist seeing such things because to see them, to examine them, to think about them and draw conclusions from them is to even the score. Now for some parting advice: Look at the facts. Analyze the arguments. Think about the motives of the people who are telling you that Skittlemeister can override nature. And have confidence in yourself. Remember, I profess that people who work with Skittlemeister's lackeys discredit themselves.

And thats all i have to say about that.

Originally Posted by Skittlemeister

Originally Posted by java9script9

:( I ju...ju...just made one LEAVE THE GUIDES ALONE! CAN'T YOU SEE THERE GOING THROUGH A LOT RIGHT NOW! JUST LEAVE THEM ALONE!

Originally Posted by Projectt2501

I Need An Adult!!!!!!

Originally Posted by linubidix

I'm unsure, someone is in someone else's pants doing something to their reproductive organs.

Originally Posted by Asper49

That's mildly kinky.

Originally Posted by Debo37

Agreed. Now Shigeru Miyamoto has reduced himself to giving blowjobs to a white remote.

Originally Posted by Dom says Oi

I have a brownie, but it tastes like chocolate and despair...

um escuse me but liek wtf do i do maaaaan?

Originally Posted by kronos001

give it to me pl0x.

Hublah! part 2

Originally Posted by Playerhata27

I always fail at life

Originally Posted by Dom says Oi

Asper, a Pretty Princess? What is this madness? I thought TXGhost was the last of his kind!

Originally Posted by kronos001

I love Babies!!!!!!
In a kinda perverted way where I have to eat them to shut down my sexual urges.

Originally Posted by Dom says Oi

I have a brownie, but it tastes like chocolate and despair...

um escuse me but liek wtf do i do maaaaan?

Originally Posted by Asper49

Zombie Natzi super soldiers for the motherfucking win!

Originally Posted by Playerhata27

I didn't know epic winsauce times 7 was legal?

Originally Posted by Debo37

Derrrr. Myspace pictures are a pain in the ass to take. As guys, we do not possess the ability to take good pictures of ourselves. Just wait for a girl to take a picture of you sometime, and then post it as your default.

Originally Posted by Dom says Oi

HAHA GIRL DEBO YOU'RE HILARIOUS ROFLMAO

Oh wait, you were serious...?


... Mom!

Originally Posted by Mastar

GHey guys
IHows it going?
VI havn't been that active this time ;[
EI've been playing halo and GTA 4 instead lol

MWhats new?
EDid I miss much?

RNo secret
Eor subliminal
PMessages here

Originally Posted by Waylander

WTF is a Yam farmer?

And what does that have to do with 44?

Originally Posted by java9script9

I listen to the soundtrack of patheticness (aka pokemon mystery dungeon soundtrack every song except the first one that song cuts your skull in half brain and all......)

Originally Posted by JAYclash

chacarron

Originally Posted by linubidix

lol.

Originally Posted by Debo37

Actually, the proper term is "bant."

Because it sounds cooler. And you can exaggerate the "t" sound.

Originally Posted by TurboGerbil

Holy shit, did the waaaahmbulance drop off a few passengers on the way home?

Originally Posted by TurboGerbil

Gravity? What is this gravity you speak of?
This theoretical "force of nature" that you seem to hold in such high regard.
Would not it be superior if you could pass wherever you willed?

Originally Posted by philthyphillup

I do not know where family doctors acquired illegibly perplexing handwriting nevertheless, extraordinary pharmaceutical intellectuality counterbalancing indecipherability, transcendentalizes intercommunications incomprehensibleness


or



I
do
not
know
where
family
doctors
acquired
illegibly
perplexing
handwriting
nevertheless
extraordinary
pharmaceutical
intellectuality
counterbalancing
indecipherability
transcendentalizes
intercommunications
incomprehensibleness

Originally Posted by Skittlemeister

I Did! He Didn't Say Anything, Because He Is A Douchebag!

Originally Posted by philthyphillup

i thought you might say that. but i happen to know that your roflcopters can only carry two rolfheatseeking missiles at a time, and that you only have 2 roflcopters in stock. so that means you have 4 roflheatseeking missiles. but i have 5 loljets! ha!

Originally Posted by Skittlemeister

Oh no no no no. I have nineteen Roflseeking Roflmissiles Roflhidden in Roflstock that Rofllaunch whenever an loljet Roflappears in a forty Roflmile Roflradius.

Originally Posted by philthyphillup

ahhh, but while your roflcopters are busy firing there roflheatseking missiles at my loljets, i will also be releasing the omgbomb which will destroy earth and everything in a hundred thousand radius while i safely leave in my emergency roflship heading towards onyx.

Originally Posted by Skittlemeister

Thats where your wrong. My Roflmissiles are housed within my Roflbase, so my Roflcopters are safe to Rofldestroy your Omgbomb. And while that happens, my Roflcruiser can Roflbombard your Roflspaceship ad Roflnuke your so called "Onyx."

Originally Posted by Matty

9,993,889 Posts to go guys!

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