Dragoncoals

ProForge - Portal

They're still trying.
lul.

I found out how to post blogs.

Once James got home, I showed him the letter
and we decided to go, no matter how hilarious
we thought Edgar wasn't. God, he's such a foo.

The wedding was scheduled for October first,
the day before the bomb in Heroes was
supposed to go off... asdfghjkl!!!!!!!

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SKIPING TO: SEPTEMBER B0th, 2010
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We had just got home from the theater, we had
seen 'Boom...

As I recovered on the sidewalk, I decided not
to ride in any more dark-green taxis anymore,
and stick the yellow ones, so I don't run
into the disgruntled, sock monkey loving,
bluffing, police cuffing, Shock Theta.

When I finally got to my meeting, I saw
another familiar British face. This man
obviously had coition many, many times. Of
course you know who I am talking about; Mr.
James Bond.

"Holy crap, you're--"...

Oh yah. I'm back, my children. I am going to
be working on a new story. A squeal to my
previous ones. I am making it up as I go along,
so bare with me if they don't quite make
sense.

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PART ONE: Mucilage



Today was Tuesday, August 1B. Exactly two
years after BetaWaffle tried to blow up
Comcast™, except, for some odd reason,
America had abolished the number three and
replaced it with the letter...