Conversations with PyBorg.

[Whisper]

Post your funny or interesting conversations with PyBorg, the Tester's Guild IRC bot here!

EPIC:

Guildman> my mouth ?
<Guildman> who came in my ass

Second post from me is here: http://www.forgehub.com/forum/map-te...tml#post548605


To start it off:

<PyBorg> it's !
<Whisper> A trap?
<PyBorg> it's a trap !
<Whisper> Thank you, Admiral Ackbar.
<PyBorg> fuck you

<Whisper> So, PyBorg, what do you think of Insane54?
<PyBorg> bring me a cup of coffee
<PyBorg> insane is jew
<PyBorg> who is your mother
<PyBorg> insane is a jew

<Whisper> Pyborg, is it gun b k?
<PyBorg> itz gun b k

<PyBorg> your brother is psyduck
<Whisper> No, he's your brother.
<PyBorg> it's !
<Whisper> a trap?
<PyBorg> fuck you're a trap ?
<InferiorPigeon> LAWL
<Whisper> No, I'm not a trap. Not as far as I know, at least.
<PyBorg> i'm going to go ahead and need you
<Whisper> In bed?
<PyBorg> put in /mode +b everyone lolol

Update 1:

<Whisper> Who is your brother?
<PyBorg> make your own damn coffee
<Security77> > how do i start a FH group
<Whisper> Who is your brother?
<PyBorg> your mother
<PyBorg> i start a fh group

<Whisper> I am Jesus.
<PyBorg> i am
<Whisper> No, me.
<PyBorg> you to bring me a cup of coffee
<Whisper> I am Jesus! I bring coffee for no man!
<ch33s3yboy> I am pyborg's sister :D !
<PyBorg> my coffee ?
<PyBorg> : d
<Whisper> No, my coffee.
<PyBorg> cup of coffee
<Whisper> Give Jesus his coffee!
<PyBorg> jesus
<ch33s3yboy> cup of piss?
<Whisper> Yes, me.
<PyBorg> have sex with me !
<ch33s3yboy> lawl
<PyBorg> which of you to kick ban ?
<Whisper> Jesus loves sex.
<PyBorg> jesus
<Whisper> Is sexy?
<PyBorg> my brother is psyduck
<Whisper> What about Jesus?
<PyBorg> give jesus his coffee !
<ch33s3yboy> HAHAHAHAHAAAHAHAHHAAA
<Whisper> Are you related to Jesus?
<PyBorg> i am jesus
<Whisper> :O

<Whisper> Who op?
<PyBorg> jesus ?
<PyBorg> get him to be op

<Whisper> We need an ION CANNON
<PyBorg> use an endmark ?

<Whisper> Endmarks are gay.
<Whisper> Like you.
<PyBorg> are you jew ?
<PyBorg> like your son
<Whisper> Yes.
<PyBorg> yes
<Whisper> MY son is gay?
<PyBorg> you love gay people Whisper

<Whisper> Right, pyborg?
<PyBorg> dean ?
<Whisper> No, I'm Whisper.
<PyBorg> just whisper
<Whisper> Yes, just whisper.
<PyBorg> whisper
<Whisper> yup
<Whisper> That's me
<PyBorg> does that mean original penis ?

<Whisper> Hi.
<Guildman> whisper hi
<Whisper> What's up?
<Guildman> it's this channel
<Whisper> What about this channel?
<Guildman> insane, watch this channel
<Whisper> He's not here, sorry.
<Guildman> here !
<Whisper> He isn't here...
<Guildman> owner isn't bitch slap you
<Whisper> Wtf? Why are you so angry!
<Guildman> why are you a douche bag
<Whisper> Oh, those are fighting words.
<Guildman> so are you a douche bag
<Whisper> You're a douch bag!
<Guildman> we're a trap !
<Whisper> Two douche bags make a trap?
<Guildman> make a trap !
<Whisper> I can't just make a trap out of thin air!
<Guildman> bags make a trap
<Whisper> A bag trap?
<Guildman> suggest douche bag
<Whisper> Douche bag trap?
<Guildman> two douche bags make a trap out of thin air !

[Silent oo death]

lol, how do u get it?

[Whisper]

Originally Posted by Silent oo death

lol, how do u get it?

Get what?

[Silent oo death]

<PyBorg>in the butt
<Silent_oo_death>what what, in the butt
<PyBorg>the /b
<ch33s3yboy>it shows the ban list
<PyBorg>the butt
<Silent_oo_death>noone there
<Silent_oo_death>good...
<PyBorg>he good
<Silent_oo_death>u good
<PyBorg>u
<Silent_oo_death>no u
<PyBorg>no u
<Silent_oo_death>no me
<PyBorg>no
<ch33s3yboy>STFU
<Silent_oo_death>lol
<Silent_oo_death>that was perfect
<PyBorg>that was great
<Silent_oo_death>ur great
<ch33s3yboy>PyBorg don't listen to this bafoon hes dragging you in to idiocy
<PyBorg>this
<Silent_oo_death>is...
<Silent_oo_death>Sparts
<PyBorg>insane is jew
<Silent_oo_death>Sparta
<ch33s3yboy>sparts LAWL
<Silent_oo_death>STFU

[Whisper]

Updated with more.

[chrstphrbrnnn]

[02:01]<Guildman>in ur hole
[02:01]<chrstphrbrnnn>i hate you
[02:01]<chrstphrbrnnn>go die
[02:01]<chrstphrbrnnn>in ur hole
[02:01]<Guildman>we go
[02:01]<Guildman>chrstphrbrnnn i wear bras
[02:01]<Guildman>in ur hole
[02:01]<chrstphrbrnnn>NO
[02:01]<Guildman>no ?
[02:01]<chrstphrbrnnn>in your hole
[02:01]<Guildman>gerbils in my ass
[02:01]<chrstphrbrnnn>LMFAO

lmfao good old guildman

[Whisper]

Some more...

<Whisper> I was going to say
<Guildman> i'm going to delete everything in his dictionary, fyi
<Whisper> !shutup
<Whisper> I forgot what I was going to ask you
<Guildman> thats not going to work
<Whisper> WTF?
<Guildman> cats ?
<Whisper> !shutup
<Whisper> ?
<Guildman> sideways ?
<Whisper> holy shit
<chrstphrbrnnn> LOL HES ADVANCING
<Whisper> He's evading his programming?
<Guildman> can delete stuff from his dictionary, fyi
<Guildman> k hes not thats mean
<Waylander> No one cares that I will have Guitar Hero: WT half way through next month?
<Guildman> this will be good
<chrstphrbrnnn> no cuz it sucks ass
<Whisper> !shutup: prevent the bot from speaking on the channels
<Guildman> in my ass
<Whisper> !shutup
<Whisper> !shutup
<chrstphrbrnnn> and will probably break lol
<Whisper> !shutup
<Guildman> i will not say it
<Whisper> wtf
<Waylander> better made drum kit that rock band
<Whisper> !wakeup
<Guildman> admit that you love gay people
<Whisper> holy crap
<Whisper> He's evil
<Whisper> Guildman is evil!

<Whisper> Who is him?
<Guildman> who are you to admit that
<Whisper> I am jesus
<Guildman> like dick jesus !
<Whisper> STFU
<Whisper> SHUT
<Guildman> shut up !
<Whisper> THE
<Guildman> Whisper cannon in the ears
<Waylander> evil spammage
<Whisper> FUCK
<Guildman> no fuck mah pussy ?
<Whisper> Whisper cannon in the ears?
<Guildman> whisper, i'm not high
<chrstphrbrnnn> HOLY FUCK
<Whisper> You're so high.
<Guildman> so are you a douche bag >)
<Guildman> holy fuck
<Whisper> Wtf, I'm not a douche bag.
<Guildman> two douche bags make a trap ?
<Whisper> Then you must be a trap!
<Guildman> then burn the evidence down
<Whisper> What evidence?
<Guildman> forgot what i typed for you

<Waylander> Hey CHRST
<Guildman> chrst
<Guildman> fuck up
<Whisper> Chrst is a fuck up?
<Guildman> tits chrst
<Whisper> Chrst is tits?
<Guildman> big tits chrst
<Whisper> Chrst has big tits?
<Guildman> with big tits chrst

<Whisper> What do you suggest we get?
<Guildman> suggest douche bag
<Whisper> Only a douche bag?
<Guildman> suggest douche bag >)
<chrstphrbrnnn> guild man ur a douche bag
<Whisper> Only that?
<Guildman> only an ion cannon !
<Guildman> no man !
<Whisper> Wait, an ion cannon or a douche bag?
<Guildman> need an ion cannon !
<chrstphrbrnnn> yes man
<Guildman> hey man
<Whisper> Ok, only an ion cannon?
<Guildman> an ion cannon
<Whisper> Just that?
<Guildman> just make a trap out of thin air !
<Whisper> Wait, an ion cannon trap? That's mind boggling.
<Guildman> needs an ion cannon !
<chrstphrbrnnn> okay okay just stop talking..see what he does
<Whisper> How do I make an ion cannon trap?
<Guildman> only an ion cannon in the guild channel
<Guildman> lemme see if i gave it operator status
<Whisper> Ion cannons can be operators? HOLY SHIT.
<Guildman> bot shit
<Whisper> Shit on a bot?
<Guildman> hold on

<chrstphrbrnnn> its k
<Whisper> No, it's not gun b k.
<Guildman> he's not gun b k
<Guildman> its my penis
<Whisper> Is it dead?
<Guildman> he ignores it
<Whisper> Who ignores it? Your gay lover?
<Guildman> im gay
<Whisper> I know you're gay.
<Guildman> i know you are gay
<Whisper> I'm not gay. You are.
<Guildman> that you love gay people
<Whisper> No, you just said you were gay!
<Guildman> just laughed so fucking hard
<Guildman> gay people
<Whisper> STOP TRICKING ME.
<Guildman> stop
<Whisper> In the name of love?
<Guildman> its name
<Whisper> What is its name?
<Guildman> its name
<Guildman> insane is jew
<Whisper> lol

<Whisper> So, soup for me?
<Guildman> no soup for you !
<Guildman> no soup for you !
<Guildman> no soup for you !
<Whisper> I want soup :(
<Guildman> no soup for you !
<Guildman> for you !
<chrstphrbrnnn> EXPLODE THIS CHANNEL
<Guildman> for you !
<Guildman> no soup for you !
<chrstphrbrnnn> DIE
<Guildman> in guild channel
<Whisper> Stop being a soup nazi!
<Guildman> no soup for everyone
<chrstphrbrnnn> DIE

WTF??

<Whisper> Santa claus is coming to town!
<Guildman> 70 to 100 isnt lowering
<Whisper> Thank you, Captain Obvious.
<Guildman> what do you win ?
<Whisper> You win nothing but soup!
<Guildman> i win
<Whisper> Only soup though.
<Guildman> even though he is
<Whisper> Soup is not a he.
<Guildman> no soup for everyone
<Whisper> No soup?
<Guildman> soup for you !
<Whisper> Yay, soup!
<Guildman> i no soup for you !
<Whisper> Wait, no soup?
<Guildman> no soup for you !
<Whisper> Aw, boo.
<Whisper> I hate you.
<Guildman> Whisper i killed your mother
<Whisper> WTFFFFFF
<Whisper> HOLY SHIT
<Guildman> holy crispy monkey fuck !

[chrstphrbrnnn]

I laughed so hard I was fuckin crying..

Guildman>cum in cheeseyboys mouth
[02:56]* Guildmanyou ejaculate in cheeseyboys mouth
[02:56]<Guildman>you ejaculate in cheeseyboys mouth
[02:56]<Guildman>in cheeseyboys mouth
[02:56]<Guildman>cum in cheeseyboys mouth
[02:56]<Guildman>cum in cheeseyboys mouth
[02:56]<Guildman>cum in cheeseyboys mouth
[02:56]<Guildman>your brother ? no you ejaculate in cheeseyboys mouth
[02:56]<Guildman>in cheeseyboys mouth
[02:56]<Whisper>You came in your brothers mouth?
[02:56]<Guildman>i hate you ejaculate in cheeseyboys mouth

[xX5w33ny70ddXx]

chrstphrbrnnn>i gotta go to fuckin bed
<Guildman>k
<Guildman>chrstphrbrnnn go fetch
<Guildman>chuck fucking norris
<chrstphrbrnnn>goodnight an di know me too
<Guildman>mee too
<xX5w33ny70ddXx>XD
<chrstphrbrnnn>LMFAO
<xX5w33ny70ddXx>what does chuck norriss have to do with any of this
<chrstphrbrnnn>cheeseyboy ass
<Guildman>what does jesus have to do with /mode ?
<Guildman>batman is cheeseyboy
<xX5w33ny70ddXx>touche

[InferiorPigeon]

Oh my god, this bot is a fuckn comedian.
He should go pro!

I can't wait to talk to him.
=]]