This is how to make a Retarded Elite:
(I am not the first to find this. I just thought it was funny)
Step 1: Go Into Campaign, Level: Crows Nest (Must have AT LEAST 2 people)
Step 2: Whoever is an elite/arbiter, DO NOT PICK UP A WEAPON (Stand on the stairs.
Step 3: Have Master Cheif go throughout the level normally, quickly
Step 4: When Master Cheif reaches a checkpoint, DO NOT MOVE!(if you go out the door or something, you will pick up a weapon)
Step 5: Have master cheif keep going throughout the level.
Step 6: Once He reaches the Next checkpoint, Do NOT leave that room. (dont go down the hallway, or walk out the door)
Step 7: Have master cheif bring the elite(s) a turret(s) and at least 1 grenade (each)
Step 8: (still in the room)Have the elite throw down the turret, and jump back, so it will be on the ground. (carefull not to pick up a weapon durring this time)
Step 9: Crouch next to the turret (W/o picking it up)
Step 10: Throw a grenade, right after you throw it(push left trigger) run up, so you grab the turret.
Step 11: WALLA! A retarded Elite! xDDDD.
Pictures Comming Soon!
(P.s. Once you have the retarded elite, Push B, and he'll pose differently xD)