I can't get the words to wrap the bomb, and I don't want to spend 4 hours to naturally learn how to. Anyone care to give advice?
Contrary to parental belief, basketball is not a basic modern survival skill. In fact, it has been scientifically proven that techniques such as lockpicking, hotwiring, stealing, killing, and hacking are more useful, and thus can be classified as basic modern survival skills.
You are NEVER too old for trick-or-treating. You might just have to dress up as a terrorist and carry a gun.