Smear the Pinkie

Seaboro Kibbles · 01-06-2009

Original by LockNLoad128
Remade and distorted by me.

This game provides many laughs, some OOOH!!!s, the rare scream; a whole rainbow of emotions. The idea is just like normal infection, hunt the humans, and smear the pinkies.

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-players supported: 2-16; 3-8 recomended
-all gametypes but infection supported (more info here)

Gameplay
Pink perspective.
1 Everyone blasts through the lobby aiming at you without asking any questions or showing any signs of caution.
2 You soon get splattered. After that, someone tells you that the plasma pistol overcharged stops vehicles.
4 You overcharge the pistol and tag an unsuspecting ghost; you runs over and try to kill him but get smeared.
5 You try this a few times and finally gets someone.
6 With this new buddy, who is complaining about how his ghost didn’t work, you both starts picking people off, one by one, until the rounds over.
Human perspective
1 You drop onto a floor full of vehicles with all the other humans. Everyone gets into a ghost except one guy, who gets in a warthog, and another guy’s afk.
2 You burst out of the gate and aim at the strange pink guy and try to splatter him, successfully. Some guy tells something about the plasma pistol.
3 The pinkie tags you and runs toward you, but some guy splatters him. You continue on for a while.
4 Suddenly the funny pink zombie tags you again and your ghost stops and drops to the ground for some reason and the the pink fiend kills you.
5 You became a zombie and you complain to the other guy about your ghost, and your new colour.
6 You kill almost everyone, and one human remains, he drives frantically through the pink cloud just to fall and die at your hand, crying, yelling, why god? Why!?!’ you stare at him as he takes his last breath.

The Story
thanks to The Desert Fox
He glanced quickly behind him. Sweat was pouring off him now. His legs felt as though they were made of lead and his feet were sore. Wind howled through the canopy, creating an unnerving rustling noise in the dried leaves. He began running again, more frantically, as though he was certain he was being followed.

He didn't know how he had escaped; it all seemed like a distant memory. Armed guards, pink uniforms - his head throbbed as he thought of his injuries. But it was behind him now; it was his chance to return home, as quickly as pos- A rustling noise to his left cut off his thoughts. Whipping around, he caught the fluttering leaf of a fern shaking in the autumn wind. Was he losing his mind, or had he seen pink, even if only for a second?

He took a step back, upholstering his pistol from his belt with an audible click. A thrumming sound beat the hard soil as the bushes in front of him shook violently. A pink beast burst from the bushes at a gallop, flying over the ground cover, and on him in an instant. He fired. Again. Nothing.

His eyes shot open; he was alone. But something was wrong. He couldn't move. As a terrifying cocktail of fear and realization swirled about in his brain, a shadowy figure approached; then another. And strangely, as he lay there listening to the horrible pink creatures slowly begin to feast on the gift from their alpha male, he felt no pain, but rather let out a maniacal laugh as he realized, he should have smeared the pinkie.

Specs:

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Fun Facts!
-the budget is met, no budget glitch.
-geo-telle-writen ‘S’ in center, brand new, not in pics. Stands for 'Seaboro' or 'Smearena'

Smear the Pinkie’s Vehicle Lobby
There was a problem in LocknLoad’s game; the zombies would hide in the unused vehicles, so I made this system. The humans spawn in a room full of vehicles, their only way out is through a one way gate of man cannons, and the pinks spawn on the outside. In non-asymmetric games, this lobby is non-existent, which is great for other gametypes. It’s hilarious when the zombie plasma pistols the vehicles inside the lobby, and they can’t get out. Once the zombie kept me in until the lobby system activated, that was not funny for me.

Lobby Sweeping System
There will always be people who think they can outsmart everyone and stay in the protection of the lobby, well they’re in for a surprise!

And if for some apocalyptic reason someone survives the lobby sweep, there is a pellet that, if broken, re-activates the sweep. Sometimes I break the pallet just for fun. This feature is disabled after 3 minutes.

Random Screens

History:

This map was originaly called 'smear the queer' [smear the queer, not smear all the queers] on 'edmonton' and was made by LocknLoad, who stole the name from someone now unknown (and i'm not giving you credit, you got this map into alot of shit with that name whoever you are) The original by locknload was good, but i took the idea and ran with it, bringing it to what it is today. The name 'smear the queer' is offencive if misinterpreted as "Awarding points for the death of another homo". Originaly, the name was just a joke about a friend who lives in Edmonton, who is the pink queer. The name was catchy, so we just left it. Now that it was posted on forgehub, it has been seen in a new dark light (dark light?) and is now changes to smear the pinkie.

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Responses

->HWC ozzie "looks really great in this sir" - haha you slipped, i would take offence if i was a girl.

->Billy Reloaded "Wow that map title is very offensive, I like it!" - ya, well, it's changed now.

->halo3rockstar "i would recomend that you make the map look better with geomearging and some more interlocking" - a merged canvas? I think that if a person has played this game for five years, ten hours a day, and you suddenly switch this map with a merged one, they wouldn't notice. (even though there is some merging)
->MattDGiant "I find the name very offensive seeing as some of my good friends are queers" - tell your friends i'm sorry.
->Chas "am I supposed to say nice canvas?" - No, but if you do a forge overview i'm sure you'll change your mind.
->Ryu.exe "...I don't like the fact that you made the queers pink." - the zombies arn't 'queer' anymore, if that solves your problem.
->Lord Wealizle "I like the lobby clearing system, it's a nice change from the instant action original." - It's called lobby sweeping system, and it is hella instant actionatous. You've got to try this one, it takes all of the good from the old one and leaves all the bad (~~making it the perfect halo custom game~~). Well, actually the only similarity is the name, and the attitude.
->Reynbow "To be honest, what went through your head while making this game." - Smear the Queer... Huh, that rhymes! [nothing]

->Creep1ng De4th - thanks, now this game can have second chance. It deserves it.

->BboyLeon "you might as well have shield doors spawn too so that no more vehicles can get out." The point of the lobby sweep is to get people out, some fusion coils spawn early as intimidation. I focus on making the game as fun as it can be for everyone, even the cheaters.

->Master Debayter "You should have had it renamed to pinkie punisher." - thats not bad, but i already changed everything, i'm too lazy.
->Soldier62994 "Well, his status says playing Smear the Dear, I guess that's what the new name will be changed to?" - its an inside joke. Smear the pinkie is probably the final name.
->Maxzy "I played this but it had a diffrent name. (I think the party leader changed the name :/)" - What was it? I'm curious.
->LionsNate132 "...and the humans have no choice, they are being forced to become gay, no matter how many they kill...just like real life.." - Just like real life? Homosexualism isn't infectious?
->ER1C0 "8.5/10 for lack of game originality" - Oh, come on!
->Tydo "to cheat when the fusion coils spawn you just push the nearest one away and go back to the now safe spot, you can do this over and over so what i suggest is to make them spawn in the air and fall" - 2/5 of fusion coils spawn early = intimidation. 3/5 spawn and in >1 second explode. Moving fusion coils away could possibly let you survive once, but if someone breaks the pallet after, already dieing, you have no chance. No one has ever beat the system, and if they even do just boot them. Dropping fusion coils isn't a bad idea, but then they will continualy drop, creating a little lag every time.
->TrueDarkFusion "The gameplay is very addictive and has excellent replay value. Props dude." - I have infected the leader, my plan is working! muhaha!

(I'm just gonna respond normally now)

HWC ozzie · 01-06-2009

Wow. This map surprisingly enough looks to be one of the best mini games that I have seen in quite some time. It looks really great Sir/Mam. Its so funny, and so simple. It works. Everything looks really great in this sir, I did download this, and I will have a gay old time with my friends. SMEAR THE QUEER!! Haha. Big Win Man/Woman!

Grandpa Joe · 01-06-2009

This looks like a very fun mini game, and coming from me, that's a lot. I never play mini games anymore, and I may download this one. Great concept, and cool switch.

Billy Reloaded · 01-07-2009

Wow that map title is very offensive, I like it!

Definitely a cool looking map and I agree with ozzie that is one of the better mini-games I've seen in a while. Well executed and clean and ,/facepalm myself for saying this, good interlocking.

halo3rockstar · 01-07-2009

looks simple yet eligant but i would recomend that you make the map look better with geomearging and some more interlocking. I give a 4.5/5 overall.
The switch and timed death seems to also rule out the possisbility of people not useing the honor rule which adds to the gameplay nd map design even more

MattDGiant · 01-07-2009

This looks incredibly fun and nicely forged, but I find the name very offensive seeing as some of my good friends are "queers". The name really isn't in good taste.

DeceitfulPillow · 01-07-2009

...I don't like the fact that you made the queers pink. They should be purple or some other color. Pink is the second most epic color in the spectrum. The map looks good. I haven't DL'd it yet but it looks promising. I might make a few changes to the gametype for personal use though. Like the zombie color >_> *hint hint*

iZumi · 01-07-2009

Dude, this is epic. Not only is this a well forged map, but you get to mow down queers for fun! jk I don't have anything really against queers, I'd just rather there be less of them. This map is kinda tough to actually review, what am I supposed to say nice canvas? Well nice canvas. I can't wait to go smear the queers.

Tydo · 01-07-2009

Quote:

Originally Posted by MattDGiant

This looks incredibly fun and nicely forged, but I find the name very offensive seeing as some of my good friends are "queers". The name really isn't in good taste.

oh hush, the name doesnt matter. This game is very well forged and original. I played this early on and noticed that you added the anti cheating system. I wish you would of invited me to test but thats ok. I recomend this to anyone who wants a good couple hours of mindless fun. 5/5
Why is the name "spear" Shouldnt it be "smear"?

EDIT: YES IM IN ONE OF THE PICTURES!

Lord Weazel · 01-07-2009

Ha, I remember playing the original with LocknLoad and you. Good times... You seem to have changed a bit of the map from LocknLoad's version, but for the better. I like the lobby clearing system, it's a nice change from the instant action original. Overall, 4/5 forgewise, full marks for gameplay.